





HOW TO HOST A SEANCE
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Greetings and Gratitude. You are most welcome here in the circle. My name is Perkins— paranaturalist and party planner. Here, on this page, I will provide a basic overview of that aggressively Googled query: "How Do I Host A Séance?"
You may have already devoured the WikiHow on this topic. In truth, it’s really not too shabby an overview. The illustrations conjure all the gothic romance of laminated inflight safety instructions, but if you can look past that, it’s worth a read.
There’s a decent amount of advice there. However, I just might be able to provide a more seasoned perspective. And one that will assure (with 87% accuracy) that you won’t fall prey to any residual manifestations.
Because I’ll tell you what WikiHow will not: There is danger.
Think of it like scuba diving. Yes, there is some risk, but if get your oxygen mix right, and use the buddy system, you will gain entry into an endless realm of abyssal wonders. Swim up too fast? Your brain will pop like a champagne cork and fizz everywhere.
So, to that, I would like to start my instructions with The (long e) most important rule:

CHAPTER I:


We haven’t even started yet and we’re talking about the end? Yes. We. Are. This is vital. Know this, after any attempt to make contact beyond the veil you simply must Thank the Spirits and Say Goodbye. A clear message of gratitude AND conclusion.
Regardless of your preferred method of contact—be it talking board, spirit deck, automatic writing or some arcane discourse via a Lite-Brite™—you must conclude the conversation. Don’t leave the line open for other callers.
Be gracious. Be grateful. Say Goodbye.
I will include an incantation for you to use when we are done, but any honest rendition of “Thank you, spirits. Goodbye!” will do nicely.
ALWAYS SAY GOODBYE
CHAPTER II
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